Hello boytoys, Happy Halloween and welcome to my Halloween CFNM party! You need not worry if you don’t have a Halloween costume. You won’t be needing one here, anyway! Not by a long shot….

Now, I, on the other hand, am going to be dressed head-to-toe in stereotypical dominatrix gear with a whip in hand. Why? Because the other 364 days of the year, that is totally not my style at all. But it’s fun to pretend to be someone else on Halloween, so just for today, you can picture me as a deviant strict Femdom Mistress.

Come On Into My CFNM Party

Of course, it wouldn’t be a party without guests, so all my friends will be here in their Halloween costumes, too. I don’t know what everyone is going to be wearing. Some of them wanted to surprise everyone with their costumes, so they didn’t tell me what they’d have on. But of the costumes I know of, I’m sure we’re going to have a Cat Woman, a devil (who will probably sit on your shoulder), a cheerleader, and a ballerina.

Like I said earlier, you, however, will not need a costume. Unless of course, you want to come wearing nothing but a trench coat that you can take off and show everyone you’re naked underneath. I’ll excuse that because I’d find it amusing!

But otherwise, you don’t a costume. It’s a CFNM party, after all. Just in case you’ve somehow managed to never hear of it before, CFNM *does* stand for Clothed Female, Naked Male. So I’ll be a sexy Mistress, and you’ll be in your birthday suit.

Male Subs Walk The Catwalk For SPH

I don’t have a full itinerary for this CFNM party because I want it to be spontaneous. But I have a vague idea of something like a fashion show, where all the men line up to walk the catwalk and show off what they’re not wearing. The ladies in attendance will be welcome to touch, spank, or giggle at any of the naked guys. (Well, actually, they’ll be welcome to do whatever they like to the naked guys, but I figured touching, spanking, and giggling would be at the top of everyone’s lists.)

And, yes, if you’re wondering, all rules about small penis humiliation will be in place. That means anything under seven inches automatically gets humiliated. (And you seven-inchers are on thin ice!) Anything between five and seven gets made fun of for being laughably average, while anything between three and four gets laughed at for being small. As for those of you who are less than three? Oh, that gets you laughed at for having a micropenis!

As you know, SPH is one of my specialties, so I will naturally be participating in this event. I love pointing out guys’ shortcomings, you know. That’s pretty much the entire reason I decided to have a CFNM party in the first place, to have an excuse to humiliate a whole roomful of subs!

So if you’re looking for something fun to do this Halloween that doesn’t require a costume, consider coming on down to Miss Alyssa’s CFNM party. Who knows, maybe your cock will be big enough not to merit humiliation. I mean, I know it’s highly unlikely, but it *is* technically possible!

I look forward to getting the CFNM party started, so give me a call to jump right on in. We’re going to have a fantastic time. The ladies will all get the laughs they need, and the guys will get the humiliation they deserve. It really doesn’t get much better than that.