Hello to all you lovers of small penis humiliation out there. I want to talk to you today about panties!

Panties are a cool item of clothing, if you ask me. They can make ladies (and sissies) look really sexy. They’re also pretty necessary for going out in public, if you’re a woman or a sissy. And they can also be used to humiliate men, especially men who have small penises!

Do You Have A Small Cock?

But in order for us to know whether you fall under the category of “men who have small penises,” we’ve got to do a little investigating. Have you ever measured your cock? If so, has it come up less than seven inches? If it has, then you definitely qualify for some SPH.

Maybe you’ve never measured it, though. (Or maybe you have, and you’re just trying to block out the experience.) What are some other indications that you may have a small penis?

Well, one good way to tell is the reaction of your would-be sexual partners. Has anyone ever gotten a glimpse at your dick and then excused herself from the room? Has a woman ever outright laughed at it when she saw it?

Do you try to tell yourself comforting things like, “It’s not the size of the boat; it’s the motion of the ocean”? Please stop fooling yourself. That’s not true in any way whatsoever.

If You Qualify For Small Penis Humiliation…

Well, now that we have established that you do qualify for small penis humiliation, what next? I’m thinking that it’s time for you to hop into a pair of panties for my entertainment! If you’re going to have the audacity to walk around with a clit-sized dick, we might as well cover it up like someone would normally cover up a clit. And that, of course, calls for panties!

If you’re lucky, I’ll only have you wear them for me to look and laugh at. If not, you may end up wearing them underneath your dude clothes all the time. Don’t worry, though. I’m not planning on turning you into a sissy. (Or at least, not yet.) Just turning you into a panty boy will suffice for now, I think.

I actually think you’ll look great in them. We just have to find a nice cut and style for you and pick out some colors that’ll look good with your skin tone. Easy enough.

Finding Your Perfect Pair Of Panties

Now, I’m one of these ladies who always advocates for a small-dicked guy to have his own panties. I know there’s a thrill in stealing other people’s panties, but I don’t think that thrill outweighs the benefits of having your own. Plus, if you have a wife or girlfriend, she’s less likely to notice that you’re wearing panties if you’re not wearing hers.

So you can do one of two things here. You can order online, or you can go to a store to buy some. I highly recommend going to a store. Yes, it’s more embarrassing, but you’ll get to look at the panties in person and see for yourself what they look and feel like. And that can be a great help when you’re picking out your first pairs. After you learn what you like, you can always switch to online shopping.

So what do you think, little small penis humiliation guy? Are you ready for the challenge of wearing panties for your favorite Prick Tease Princess? I certainly hope so because I cannot wait to see you in them (and maybe help you pick them out!). Talk to you soon!