That Pindick Will Never Do
Oh, my stroker pet, I know just how badly you’d love to slide your horny little cock inside a warm wet pussy like mine. See, there’s the problem, exactly how I described it. Little. You’ve got a pindick, and that’s just not going to do for a Princess like me! Princesses like me need big, thick cock. It’s really the only thing that overcomes my natural cockteasing tendencies. I’ve got the perfect way to tease you, though – Fleshlight Guided Masturbation!
Try a Fleshlight!
As Close To A Pussy As Your Likely To Get
This is one of my favorite ways to tease a horny stroker like you. I’m going to lay down here on the bed, my cute butt and my hips on top of a pillow. Then, I’m going to take that Fleshlight, and I’m going to position it between the pillow and the bed – directly below what you so desperately want – my sweet, beautiful pussy. I’ll spread my legs, and invite you up between them. Go ahead, slide that cock into my waiting Fleshlight. Go ahead, start thrusting in and out, oh, so slowly. I’m going to tell you just how I like to be fucked and guide your masturbation!
So Close…
You are so close to what you really want, aren’t you? You feel my legs wrap around you, pulling you in deeper and faster…and my hands run up and down your chest…pinching those nipples as I feel you getting close to the edge. Slow down now…ride the edge for me…then stop and relax….and when that edge fades away, we’ll start all over again! Oh, beg me to cum! I probably won’t let you,. I mean, your Princess should always cum first, don’t you think? And without a dick inside me, I don’t think that’s going to happen….Besides, I’m a prick tease. If that prick shoots it load, no more prick to tease. What fun is that?
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Ms Alyssa you have me laughing my ass off! What a sweet tease! Letting the little pin dicks get sooo close to your hot little pussy but only letting them feel a silicone embrace. Fanfuckingtastic! I especially loved your point that a Princess should always cum first, and no way that would happen in a fleshlight. But let’s face it they wouldn’t be able to get the job done if they had the real thing anyways
Does penis size matter? It’s sure does if you have a pin dick! hahahahhahahahha I love this post because a pin dick guy never deserves to even try to fuck a real pussy! That’s what the flesh light is for … it’s for guys with a small penis. The same goes with blow up dolls! AND they make blow up dolls for guys with a small penis…..it’s called the SHORT HOLE blow up doll! hahahhahahhahaha that like a mini flashlight. OMG I’m laughing so hard!
Haha! Anyone that thinks size doesn’t matter has been fooling themselves. Why be delusional, right? The only thing I would ever get out of a dick-clit is a good laugh 😀 I Love this post to bits Alyssa, I feel like we should go cocklette hunting together; rounding up all the little dick losers out there posing to be men.
This is so cruel. Im a virgin and using a fleshlight or a blow up doll is the only way im getting fucked. Being a virgin made this even more humiliating to listen to.
Oh Sissy Virgin, My strap-on disagrees with you! There are plenty of ways for you to be fucked!
Ms. Alyssa, you certainly know how to tease and torment a wee little dick. I love it! Putting the owner right between your legs, but denying him that honor that is reserved for a nice, big, juicy cock, not some puny little pecker. So close yet so far away! How delightfully devilish!!
This is one of the hottest things I have ever read. How the heck did you come up with such an idea? Your creativity never ceases to amaze me.
I was just wondering do they make a fleshlight with a small enough hole for my tiny lil mini micropindick ? I don’t think they do ? I’ve never found a condom or penis sleeve or extender small enough for me yet & I’m sure that they don’t make a fleshlight that small cause even small guys are way more hung then me I’ve seen guys that say they are small & limp they are 10 times bigger than I am fully erect ! So do they make a smaller fleshlight ? Because I am hung like a pencil !!!